guys it’s a fucking koala, every time I go to the Miami Zoo the koala is sleeping, you know they sleep like freaking 22 hours a day, well actually between 16-22 but the sign said this one like to sleep for 22 because he’s a lazy motherfucker and they’re nocturnal so they aren’t the most zoo friendly animals but this time, when we got to the koala exhibit we didn’t even see the koala, and I’m like fuck he’s sleeping behind the wall thingy, but I couldn’t give up, I have waited 16 years to see this koala and then I saw him behind the wall in the exhibit but he was awake. Holy sweet Jesus he was awake and it was miracle, and he saw me and he came out from behind the wall and started climbing the freaking tree and oh my goodness I was like the goddamn paparazzi snapping pictures of this little fella because he was absolutely adorable. And he was awake, you know of all the possible hours of him to be awake it was when I was there and the way he ran out from behind the wall oh my Lord it was magical. And that my fine friends of the internet was the best day of my life.

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